My brother recently informed me that I am a failure as a blogger. Why? Because there is no mention of him anywhere in my blog.
Dear readership, I must apologize. I've been depriving you all. Keeping you in the dark. Allow me to introduce you to Robby.
Ladies, I'm sorry to disappoint, but he is very much taken (and yes, she knows all these things about him).
But obviously, what makes him most awesome is being related to me.
Did I mention that he is only one of my three brothers?
We may not be normal, but I promise we love each other.